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Name: Gaz
How did you get involved with the pantomime?
Press-ganged by Marie three years ago.
What parts have you played previously?
Lighting Director
What do you enjoy the most about the pantomime/group?
The social side and seeing it work out/the finished thing.
What is your favourite colour?
Red
What is your starsign?
Capricorn
What is your favourite food?
Chinese
What is your favourite drink?
Bitter - Old Peculiar
Any pets?
5 cats (Emmy, Stomach, Snowy, Clyde, Bonnie)
Favourite joke?
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest asked.
“They only know how to say, Hi we are prostitutes do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s terrible,” the priest exclaimed “but I have the solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.”
“Thank you” said the lady.
So the next day the lady brings her female parrots to the preist’s house. the priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the males and they say “Hi, we are prostitutes do you want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and says, “Put the Bible’s away, our prayers have been answered.”
Three facts about yourself:
1. Enjoy drinking/socialising
2. I like walking (but Marie doesn’t...)
3. I am interested in local history.
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